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New York Knicks “Black Hole Ball” Will Not Work

Carmelo Anthony is a black hole on offense. He holds onto the ball as valuable seconds of the shot clock becomes devoid. Amare Stoudemire is also a player whom is considered devoid of ball distribution skills. Did anybody not see this coming? If you look at the Denver Nuggets, and how dramatically improved they are [...]

Danny Ainge and the Celtics Driving on Flat Tires

The Boston Celtics are falling apart faster than the rubber of a blown tire flying off the rim on a car being driven by a negligent driver who is trying to get to a service station as fast as possible. The driver seems to be sitting in the car, pushing on the gas, holding the [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen, We have an Eddy Curry Sighting

He’s back. He’s looking fit, and sweating like a pig, in all of his 6 minutes, he scored 6 points on 2-3 shooting, and 2-2 from the free throw line. He also grabbed a few boards. Perhaps it was the South Beach Diet, but whatever it was, Eddy Curry is looking ready to resume a [...]