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Danny Ainge and the Celtics Driving on Flat Tires

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Danny Ainge and the Celtics Driving on Flat Tires

The Boston Celtics are falling apart faster than the rubber of a blown tire flying off the rim on a car being driven by a negligent driver who is trying to get to a service station as fast as possible. The driver seems to be sitting in the car, pushing on the gas, holding the [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen, We have an Eddy Curry Sighting

Friday, January 20, 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen, We have an Eddy Curry Sighting

He’s back. He’s looking fit, and sweating like a pig, in all of his 6 minutes, he scored 6 points on 2-3 shooting, and 2-2 from the free throw line. He also grabbed a few boards. Perhaps it was the South Beach Diet, but whatever it was, Eddy Curry is looking ready to resume a [...]

Dwyane Wade Eats Salad: Is this Newsworthy?

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Dwyane Wade Eats Salad: Is this Newsworthy?

I really don’t like it when ESPN insider writers waste time to blow up a huge deal about something like Dwyane Wade telling the world he has started eating salad. I pay a premium to have access to inside information. This is not what I had in mind when I shelled out the cash, and [...]

Are the Philadelphia 76ers for Real?

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Are the Philadelphia 76ers for Real?

Let me start by mentioning I don’t believe statistical measurements such as power rankings are truthful in resulting in NBA championships. Furthermore, I don’t know when the last team ranked first actually won any jewelry as a result of their top ranking. To top it off, I don’t possess the time or the patience to [...]

DeMarcus Cousins is King in Sacramento

Thursday, January 5, 2012

DeMarcus Cousins is King in Sacramento

DeMarcus Cousins has won. Coach Paul Westphal has been terminated, and Golden State Warriors castaway Keith Smart has taken over the reigns as interim head coach. Cousins has been a mercurial and unstable quantity to any team since his high school days. His lone season at Kentucky was the same. He slipped from potential #1 [...]

Ricky Rubio has Minnesota in Love

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Ricky Rubio has Minnesota in Love

Ricky Rubio is turning heads all around NBA circles. Sometimes it’s simply because fans and players alike can’t follow or predict his passes, and other times because they cannot believe he actually made the pass he just made. Regardless of which cause, two things are certain: 1. You should not take your eyes of the [...]

Kobe Bryant’s Lakers have Lost a Step

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Kobe Bryant’s Lakers have Lost a Step

It has become quite apparent 2 games into the 2011-2012 NBA season that Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers are in trouble this season. Bryant is playing his usual great quality game but it appears the the Lakers are a mess while Andrew Bynum is sitting out the first 4 games of the year [...]

NBA Season in Peril, Yet Folks Write About C.J. Miles’ Diet?

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

NBA Season in Peril, Yet Folks Write About C.J. Miles’ Diet?

Call me crazy, but C.J. Miles? Am I about to write about C.J. Miles? Really? Am I on drugs? Sheesh….. Has the NBA lockout and lack of viable and meaningful content gotten so dreary that they have to waste time on sites like ESPN.com and Yahoo.com to highlight the fact that C.J. Miles is getting [...]

Kobe Bryant is Dangerous in Church

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Kobe Bryant is Dangerous in Church

After recently meeting Kobe Bryant while he was promoting his SMART Car brand presence here in China, I was surprised that he was so polite. He was indeed a confident man, and very to the point and at times almost rude in order to explain to people he could function without too much of their [...]

Dennis Rodman and Wardrobe in the Hall of Fame

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Dennis Rodman and Wardrobe in the Hall of Fame

Dennis Rodman, if looked at strictly through goggles preventative of allowing any off court antics/behavior, is the best rebounder the game has ever seen. He is entering the Hall of Fame and deserves all the credit in the world. Sure he is colorful, and many dislike him. Regardless of this, I have yet to see [...]

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