Need a GIlbert Arenas Jersey?
GIlbert Arenas of the Washington Wzards has had all of his merchandise pulled by the league recently, in light of his illicit behavior. You can visit nbastore.com and find that of all the players available, Arenas is not one of them.
Ordering custom jerseys allows clever Arenas fans a variety of splendid loopholes to what the NBA believes to be a solution. While perusing the Wizards section on nbastore.com I found a couple of more potent options that would likely arrive to your mailbox, and make its way past NBA censoring.
You must order an authentic jersey, and select your own personalized custom jersey, non-returnable. You could just type in “Arenas” and for the number, input “0,” but what fun would that be?
Why not own a jersey you can wear and start conversations with long after Arenas’ career is finished?
The Desert Eagle Home Jersey
($185.98 shipping and handling included. www.nbastore.com)
This jersey is for the home fan who has Arenas’s back. The effervescent Arenas fan will share his love for the man whom no one speaks of in Washington (Has Arenas really become Lord Voldemort?). He will proudly sport his Desert Eagle jersey, proud to be an American,and fully supportive of the right to bear arms.This fan will also be too ignorant to realize how idiotic Arenas actions were, and likely has no true ability to identify right from wrong.
The “Felon” Away Jersey
($185.98 shipping and handling included. www.nbastore.com)
This jersey is for remaining 29 teams around the NBA, and will especially sell in bundles to the fans at Quicken Loans Arena. To a die hard Cavs fan this jersey represents a pyschological advantage to break the concentration and spirit of the Wizards when they are in town.
Fans can hold the jersey, pump it in the air, or simply turn their back and point to the name on it, chanting “Fe-Lon, Fe-Lon.” Odds are they will harras DeShawn Stevenson in particular. There is no doubt the power of this jersey will indeed crush morale, lessening whatever already bleak chances for a road victory the Wiz might have had.
This is all written in jest, and should only be taken as such. I do not take Arenas’ actions lightly, nor would I ever endorse them. I am simply highlighting that there glaring ways for someone to find a convenient (albeit expensive) workaround to completely undermine what the Wizards and David Stern believe is a solution to help clean up a messy situation.
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Fri, Jan 15, 2010 by Adam Sedie
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