Stephen Jackson to fight Kobe Bryant using Taoism?
Tue, Oct 20, 2009 by Adam Sedie
Update: due to a reader misconstruing the real meaning of this post, we updated the picture to clarify things so even a kindergartner can understand.
Disclaimer: All images, likenesses, are done for fun, and are not to be taken literally, and are in no shape form or fashion meant to be insulting to any belief, religion, or anything in between.
Stephen Jackson of the Golden State Warriors cannot keep his mouth shut.
Apparently he needed to rekindle the media dumpster fire between him and Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakersby threatening him indirectly with the following comments:
Lets take a look at this realistically.
We already disproved Jackson’s claim that he was in fact Kobe’s equal on the court. Does anyone realistically believe he could beat Kobe Bryant in a fight without firearms?
The tale of the tape has Kobe weighing in two pounds heavier than Jackson, but giving up 2 inches in height.
If Jackson is promising to be mellow tonight, he must be planning to brawl Bryant using Taosim as his weapon of choice:
Stephen Jackson will need to channel a higher power to be as good as Kobe.
It would take a miracle, perhaps one by Saint Kobe Bryant, for Jackson to actually bend his will and behavior to fit into that mold.
Good luck tonight Stephen Jackson, you are the Warriors (of Taoism) are going to need it.
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Maybe do a few Google searches before writing in the future? Buddhism is not Taoism.
Defacing a picture of Buddha is not classy- how would folks take it if there was a picture of Jesus Christ with the face of a basketball player with very questionable character?
why so serious??!! I would still laugh even if it was a picture of jesus christ.
Whoever finds amusement in this profane image is anything but mature. Sure depicting a picture of the buddha is for “fun” but if one were to depict a picture of some low-class dude on the body of Jesus Christ, it is considered blasphemy. FYI, most kindergarteners have more sense than to defame a religious figure. I wouldn’t consider this funny, and for those defending themselves such that the caricature of Jesus Christ is just as amusing are merely exaggerating. Also, Buddhism is not the same as Taoism. Get it right ‘genius’. I think it’s ironic how you ‘clarify’ things for a kindergartener to understand but you yourself are ignorant about other religions.
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